Beer Shitter

A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.

Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.

by Johny Penguin May 2, 2008

Secret Shitter

A secret shitter is one who poops more then the normal person, yet denies even pooping once.


Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.

He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"

Chris- Mike i know your shitting
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.

by Christopher G. Webb March 12, 2009

shitter

A 4-person card game played by nearly everyone in Turlock, CA.
The goal of the game is to get rid of your hand before the other 3 players. the person with the 3 of clubs starts out the game by placing it in the center. ina clockwise fashion, each player puts down a similar (single, double, triple, 4-of-a-kind, striaght, etc) that is greater than the card before it. After the first round of playing, the player who got rid of their hand the quickest becomes "King"; the next player is the "Queen"; the next is "Jack"; the the player last becomes the "Shitter". After the titles are given, the King takes 2 cards of his choice from the Shitter and gives back 2 of his own. The same goes for the Queen and the Jack, except only one card is exchanged.

I have a deck of cards in my backpack--does anyone want to play shitter?

by John H Pitman May 14, 2007

shape shifter

A human who can take on other shapes usually in the animal family, like dogs, wolves, tigers, etc.

Sam, a shape shifter, changed form into a dog to save Sookie from being killed by Rene. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

shitter to spitter

British variation of ass to mouth namely the disgusting act of taking a cock that has just been pulled from an ass and sucking it off.

Popluar in porn movies.

Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009

stick shifter

A stick approximately 8 inches long and 3/4 inch in diameter, with a gradual taper at one end of about two inches whose primary function is to replace the index finger actuated shifting mechanism in a planetary rear hub English 3-speed bicycle shifter. The tapered end of is placed between the shifter arm and the rear axle and can be moved up or down to shift the gears.

The shifter cable on the K-mart brand three-speed was frozen from years of non-use, thus requiring a stick shifter for changing gears.

by John Bigboote October 2, 2005

Shifter

One who has a DySfUnCtIoNaL ReLaTiOnShIp WiTh ThEiR ShIfT KeY. They think it's cool. NEWS FLASH: It's not. What, did you skip elemetary school?

Me: Hey. Whats up?
You: NoThInG MuCh. JuSt HaNgIn OuT. YoU?
Me: Ok, no. Here's a dollar. why don't you go buy your dignity back? Nobody likes a Shifter.

by MBequalsHeart November 17, 2005