Shapeshifter

A female who, at first, comes across as, for lack of a better word, 'perfect.' Upon further examination, however, and as time progresses, the female will go through a series of changes, including but not limited to mood swings, lying, cheating, stealing of financial assets, using a male for transportation or expensive hand bags, and ultimately, the savage ripping out of the male human's intestines, heart, lungs, and stomach, leaving the male a puddle of broken hopes and dreams on the floor. Happy Birthday Gage.

Mother, I'm having a female come over for dinner tonight, if that's alright with father.' 'Is she a nice girl son? What is her name?' 'Don't worry mom, Susie's not a shapeshifter.

by Biggie Benny Brown Town August 15, 2010

kula shaker

a rock band. most popular in the 90s. influence of traditional indian music was a main characteristica of kula shaker at their peak time.

songs of kula shaker vary from catchy and genius to borring and random. thats why this somehow pretty cool band never made it into the hall of fame.

by SgrDD April 10, 2008

window shaker

Old, re-used air conditioners that are so loud they shake the windows

These air conditioners at the Delawana Inn staff accommodations are real window shakers

by MorganDowner July 7, 2010

Salad Shaker

a word that only means you shake salad not some gross stuff people in the st fandom believe, y a k n o w?

omg salad shaker is such a pure word

by spurtey May 26, 2018

gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up

"oh bloody hell, its all gone pear shaped"

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

Salt Shaker

This is when a guy is about to ejaculate and his cum comes out like its coming out of a salt shaker. The girl get pelted with little bits of cum. She WILL get angry and walk out because she has lost her craving for your cock.

My boyfriend had the Salt Shaker problem last night when he came on me. I was gross.

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by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010

SHAPE

Supreme Headquarters Allied Power Europe

European head of NATO, and it's still the shittiest place to live. Nothing to do here. Ever. It completely sucks ass. do yourself a favor, and never, NEVER!, come to live here. You WILL regret it.

Its saturday night, yaay.
oh, wait, we're in SHAPE.
fuck.
lets go sleep, monday comes soon anyway.

by Den Artema October 19, 2005