shady maple

A long white dick

Hey I heard Devin has a huge dick!
Yea he had a major shady maple

by temujin77 May 14, 2015

shady zaner

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker

"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"

by notsoshadynowareya May 29, 2015

Shady Contractor

A shady contractor is someone who can talk up a storm while low-balling you i.e. makes a deal or arrangement that sounds good but really isn't.

"Rick was talking to me about all these small boxes that he had to move and how easy a job it would be for two people and that he would do most of the work, but when I went with him to help him all of the boxes were super heavy and we had to move them up sooo many flights of stairs and it took soo long."

"Damn! What a shady contractor!"

by Shammmm June 14, 2015

shadazzled

The perfect balance of being drunk and high!

Look at that girl! She is Shadazzled!

by Bama boi December 18, 2015

shady nut

a shady nut

"You said shady nut,"
"I want to talk to you after class." Mr. D

"The shady nut-I mean shady night,"

by shadynuts4lyfe March 27, 2017

shady hills florida

Were all of the rednecks live and a bounch of junkies if your a redneck there is a lot of mud holes for you just dont get caught out there but there are a few good people out here so come on down and lets go muding

Lets go to shady hills florida and go muding and get fucked up

by Crazyjpwb April 25, 2017

shadabbles

Goodbye,bye,cya and anything else to do with goodbye

Original:
"Sorry can't talk gtg bye"

Non original:
"Sorry can't talk gtg shadabbles"

by Shadabbles August 14, 2017