semicolon

The character ";" that you probably never use. It's used to fix comma splicing by separating two independent clauses while still including them in the same sentence. For example:
"I watch My Little Pony, Fluttershy is my favorite character."
can be corrected to
"I watch My Little Pony; Fluttershy is my favorite character."
People also use them in an attempt to sound smart when writing; almost in a condescending way; even if they don't know what they mean; and they never seen to realize how fabricated their writing looks with all the semicolons; and they probably started abusing them after reading classical novels."

English Teacher: "Well done on your 40 billionth argumentative essay, Harold. If I were you, I would put a semicolon there."

Harold: "What the snot is a semicolon?"

by UsefulInfoBeing June 2, 2016

Semibisexual

A fake ass sexuality that h0m0ph0b3!c straights made up to feel special but they are really not. Semibisexual is not valid and never will be just like dreamsexual, animesexual, foodsexual, tiktoksexual etc. if you are any of these sexuality’s I named or semibisexual you are not valid and are mocking the LGBTQ community.

“I am semibisexual so I am not fucking valid and mocking the LGBTQ community.”

by A bisexual bad bitch February 12, 2021

semi-pussy whipped

Being pussy whipped without getting pussy

Guy1:He's been chasing that girl around fothat long and still hasn't got any?
Guy2: he's just semi-pussy whipped.

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

Semi - Pro

(1) talented almost to the point of being a player in the MLG ( Major League Gaming )

(2) Uber talented at video games, ie. pwn'n newbs

(3) Run. Jump. Lay down. Scan. Fire. Semi - Pro. ( The Ram Project, Dan's White Shoes )

Man that kid is so good, i bet he is Semi - Pro

by Triple Twenty April 14, 2009

Semi-Open Relationship

A relationship where your partner goes and has sex with someone else while you stay home and watch the kids, wondering how you got here.

I had sex with Jeff's Girlfriend last night, but it's cool they're in a semi-open relationship, so the kids weren't alone at home.

by C.B. #99 January 20, 2019

semi

A person who has a high tolerance, or can take numerous shots, blows, etc, but remains stoic or unfazed. The usual context is referring to a person in a fight or a person drinking numerous shots.

He's not even fazed. We got ourselves a full-blown semi.

by The Great Dark January 31, 2015

semicolon

that useless punctuation mark that always gets in the way when you try to put a colon 'cause you forgot to hit the shift key.

*groceries; milk, eggs, cantaloupe...*
guy typing list; "oh, shit, that wasnt supposed to be a semicolon."

by zeben October 2, 2006