Sloppy Seconds

When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.

Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.

by cambronshinn November 17, 2013

second verse

To be late to the game. Sloppy seconds. Trying to funny and relevant but being late to the game.

Think the guy who sang the second verse of You've Lost That Loving Feeling in Top Gun. The crowd dispersed. Nobody cared. Game was over. Don't be that guy.

by JDOGGBAMA October 15, 2010

second mouth

see also vagina

i got hed from her second mouth dude

by angel face June 14, 2004

Second Grade

The hardest year of a black persons life.

*Job Interview
Boss - So, Jamal what level of education do you have?
Jamal - Sheeeitt son, I got a second grade diplomaa son.
Boss - Sheeitt nigga, mcdonalds is around the corner, son!

by sirgfx June 11, 2006

Second Breakfast

To perform oral sex in the morning, before lunch but after breakfast

Man, when I spent the night at his house, he made me an omlette, and then later he had second breakfast if ya know what I mean

by bundleofsticks July 17, 2014

Two Seconds

The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.

Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.

Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?

by suecra13 November 10, 2011

Second Chances

One of the two prominent stories by well-known authors from the Veritas, the flamers of the Percy Jackson community on Fanfiction. A story that has provides a new twist to the Percy Jackson ending in The Last Olympian, in which Percy has become a star-crossed lover with the majority of the male demigods he encounters. Full of slash and teen boy angst, it is becoming a popular term for gender confused Fanfiction authors.

Boy: "Did you see that new kid's story the other day, talk about a Second Chances."
Girl: "He's really creepy, but that kind of thing gets me excited.

by Theia47 November 6, 2010