“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

AAAAAAAAARGH those seagulls stole my fish and chips
by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023

Enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circumstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. This is promptly followed by asserting said circumstance to have been one that was planned and even anticipated by the said seagull.
Stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to pull off the flukiest seagull sweep in the playoffs - shit he's dining out on that Seagull's sweep.
by fantasydan November 21, 2016

A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
by Dollop June 8, 2018

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff
by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018

When performing doggystyle on the beach quickly pull your dick out dunk it in the sand whilst it’s wet and stick it back in the girl your fucking whilst pulling there arms back to make them scream like a seagull
by Fatboii3578 May 20, 2023

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.
Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull
by Welshytom June 12, 2020
