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Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper
Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.
by Murseh8r January 23, 2022
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Sailor

Sailor is a fucking goddess of a friend.

Need comfort? Sailors there. Someone body shame you? Sailors by your side telling you you're perfect.
thank you Sailor
by Artemis_W December 18, 2022
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sailor’s ass

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.
Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!
by Fluffycorgi February 28, 2019
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silicone sailor

(n) 1. a woman with breast implants that goes thru boyfriends, looking for love, like a sailor goes thru rum on an all night binge. Usually due to a complex matrix of self-confidence, immaturity, promiscuity, and daddy issues.
-OMG, did you hear about (name)?

she cheated on her boyfriend.

--Again?! She kept sayin to me that this is the one.

- I know, right. They were together for like ever.

She changed after the operation.

-Ya, she's such a silicone sailor.
by Azn_707 February 6, 2010
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nutty sailor

When you having sex with a women in a bath tub and cum in the water. Afterwards you blow the floating cum into her mouth.
Ted and Wanda were taking a bath the other night when he gave her a nutty sailor.
by Rub_a_dub_chub February 8, 2025
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Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch
She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here
by Gabberke December 30, 2022
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Sailor Moon Dic/Cloverway dub

A complete bastardization of the most beloved Toei magicial girl anime called Sailor Moon.
The VIZ redub is respectful to the source material unlike the Sailor Moon Dic/Cloverway dub.
by mgree002 May 23, 2023
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