blame-storming

blame·storm·ing (blām-stôr-mĭng)
--noun
1. Group session intended to determine responsibility (or blame) for a problem.
2. Method for passing fault onto another.
3. Usually entails ignoring any search for solutions.

"The current deficit and impending closure of businesses will survive the ongoing blame-storming, but the company will not."

by Michael DeFant December 18, 2008

inappropriate story-telling

Describing your affairs in excruciating detail and claiming when overheard that such descriptions were fiction.

The Republican lawmaker engaged in some inappropriate story-telling regarding his relations with a lobbyist.

by MattF. September 10, 2009

So storm

The act of creating yourself as a false idol. Seeking self glory with existing achievements and text.

I'm sorry Mr Smith. The book you have written is word for word someone elses work, with minor additions and subtractions. Mr Smith, that is so storm.

by Mr evoL November 21, 2010

rusty stormdrain

When you pee/poop/puke/bleed/jizz/spit/cry/sweat into a long, narrow tube which leads to your arch nemesis.

Yo, Antoine, I totally just gave my arch nemesis the rusty stormdrain!

by ILikeTheHamburgers October 1, 2011

stout story

a story told to you by a friend that is totally meaningless and your life is worse off because you listened to this story. stories usually involve guns, drugs, fishing, driving or your cool friends that live out of town.

stout story teller - "my grandpa lives on the border of mexico, im gonna ride on gators and shoot his ak 47's at mexicans"

by stout69 January 1, 2012

falcon story

A story that is a lie or bullshit. It can be a complete lie or just a partial lie.

He's telling you a falcon story. He's full of shit.

by thegoatmilkguy May 18, 2015

Desert Storm

Violently using a cactus as a dildo.

Pat was walking like John Wayne and his pants were covered in blood. He must have done a Desert Storm

by Gossip Gary February 23, 2017