shower singing

It is the time when you are in shower and you are actually trying to sing well.

You think I sing bad, but you’ve never heard me shower singing.

by Toomoyst May 10, 2018

constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death

When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.

by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019

shit-stinking

Something which is generally unpleasant to smell.

it's shit-stinking in here, you should clean this fucking mess!

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

Watermelon-slinging slasher

A person who throws a slice of watermelon at another person/object.

Watermelon-slinging slasher: *throws watermelon slice at the victim*

Victim’s friend: Hey, are you good?

Victim: Yeah, that guy is a total watermelon-slinging slasher.

by a_smelly_computer October 29, 2019

Poop slinging

An act in porn where the male will shove turd up the other male and or female

Alejandro: I LOVE POOP SLINGING WITH MY BOYFRIEND
Nick: gross

by PooperLooping May 13, 2021

Soft swinging

Soft swinging is when two couples get together one or both partners of each couple “play” with a partner from the other couple, but no penetration occurs. Full on intercourse would make it hard swinging instead. If everyone only has sex with their own partner, but with the other couple present, that is more accurately called same-room sex or no-swap swinging.

My partner and I want to try soft swinging but we are afraid of full swaps.

by MisterCucumber April 18, 2023

saturday morning singing

the not yet real sequel to friday night funkin

saturday morning singing

by Hehe I cheated March 25, 2021