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Steven

Malnourished monkey that snorted too much cocaine.
Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.
by AmazonMonke May 31, 2022
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steven is a bald man
by stevenisbald July 23, 2022
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Steven is full of charisma but that's because he doesn't have enough empathy to be weighed down. He steals a lot, trashes people's stuff, eats their food and expects worship. Steven never gets enough attention even if he's on a stage. He's always talking, being loud and gossiping. Very nosey. Stephen likes to keep tabs on his exes. Instead of riding bikes for mental health causes, everyone wants Steven to receive mental health. Most of what he does is to look a certain way to his friends. The real Steve assaults his wife. She doesn't date anyone or go out without him finding out. He never let's his exes go. Steve is creeper and has to live in places where people don't know him or he has to lie a lot.
Did Steven really assault his wife?
by KumbwAsofdik October 2, 2022
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Someone who is incredibly terrible to talk to and someone who will make u barf. A fat fuck that no one will love and has been rejected multiple times on e dating servers and is not appreciated by a single person on this earth. Easily identified by his goku shirt, u can tell that this guy is a lolicon and paedophile as well as a weeb. This man defies all odds and is often self centred as well as A god damn pussy that only complains.
I think that someone called Steven is terrible.
by Ugly Hentai Bastard August 17, 2022
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A giga chad of a man godly in any way sexy and gets all the lady's and a god
by Bboon August 22, 2022
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"yo make a guess"

"no"

"that guy must be a steven"
by stevenhater/loveuchoose November 24, 2022
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steven is a bitch ass nigga and smells like shit, what the fuck why this nigga even alive rn. please someone kill this kid jesus christ. he gets no play and his dick smells like cottage cheese.
ew wtf is he doing here steven smells
by Monkeymeat December 29, 2022
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