In the states

What canadians say when something seems to be popular or mainstream, but doesn't seem likely in their own country.

Friend #1: "Why is there Nascar playing on TV at this bar?"
Friend #2: "People love Nascar"
Friend #1: "You think?"
Friend #1: "In the states"

by imdre April 4, 2011

Hero Status

When you or a friend be getting everyone of the opposite sex attracted and sprung. It's usually more of a term for guys, but women can be hero status as well. A stronger term for the word would be Superhero status

Kris: Look at you with all your women. You ain't even doing anything, they just coming to you!
Darrien: Yeah I don't know man, just keeping it hero status!

by Kris Savvy August 26, 2009

United States of Canada

All the blue states that voted for Kerry in the 2004 election... the states that are so embaressed that Bush won the election and wish they belong to Canada instead.

Contrasted to all the red states, called Jesusland.

After the election, a new map was drawn showing the United States of Canada and Jesusland.

by majenwen November 30, 2004

Separating church and state

When one's genitals stick to their leg while sitting in a hot/humid atmosphere and a brief spreading of the legs is necessary. Separation can be accomplished with the mode stated above or manually(and more obvious) with your hands.

After getting out of the car during a five hour road trip, separating church and state was necessary for little Muhammad due to hot and humid conditions.

by HXB July 14, 2009

Corn Status

Kids who drink excessively and are enthusiastic about stanced cars. Known for throwing the best parties, including (but not limited to) Layyeddd Out, Underwear-mustache parties and hotel ragers; it's not gay if it's Corn Status.

"I partied with Corn Status and all I got was a root canal"

by C0RNSTATU$ August 15, 2012

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by Libertatis January 8, 2015

Status Ho

Not to be confused with "staus quo," this term refers to a person who always updates their Facebook status to something in order to elicit attention in the form of comments.

Jason is always trying to be witty on his Facebook status, but in fact he is simply a Status Ho.

by queendna January 16, 2009