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START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Your either with us, or you are on your own.
Person A: "Brenda really doesn't like the new rules"

Person B "Then she needs to start rowing or start swimming"
by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024
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starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.
John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020
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start

1. To begin something. (e.g. A Fight)
2. A Ladder, as referenced in Half-Life 1
1.Bro, You Wanna Start?
2.Scientist - "Now Climb Up That Start, The Rotors Should Soon Be Turning."
by Mysterrr November 2, 2018
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Im 'Bout to get Started

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.
Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"
by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 5, 2023
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Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”
Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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by MS. MUSHROOMS May 23, 2023
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