essentially the same thing as awkward turtle except in moments where there is sexual tension. accompanied by a sort of blinking star formation of the hand in which the fist is clenched and unclenched to indicate a squirming starfish.
an awkwardly sexual moment you can say sexual tension starfish and squish your hands, similarly to making the handmotions of awkward turtle
by anonymous number whatever December 08, 2008
"See that girl Kerry? She's walking a bit funny"
"Yeah, she went out with Nathan last night"
"Oh yeah? I heard he's a chocolate starfish puncher"
"Exactly"
"Yeah, she went out with Nathan last night"
"Oh yeah? I heard he's a chocolate starfish puncher"
"Exactly"
by Lookit January 23, 2009
Slang for someone who engages in anal sex. From chocolate starfish, refering to the anus, and Starship Troopers, the popular movie.
He's a bit of a chocolate starfish trooper
by joveblue May 23, 2006
After engaging in fisting a woman (inserting one's fist into the anus), the fister removes their hand and proceeds to punch the fistee in the face, knocking them out.
Guess what I did last night? Fist of the Chocolate Starfish homey! She was out cold! Hell of a mess doe.
by Kelton Banks May 13, 2014
The act (sexual) where a person or animal rubs their naked anus on the back of the other persons neck.
by DavoBull November 09, 2009
by HornSwaggledDoubleD June 01, 2022
A chocolate starfish kiss is when two people spread their butt cheeks apart and rub their anuses together.
by Lvke_Warm January 08, 2022