That guy with really nice hair and works at Starbucks. He's also really talented but you would really never know. Kinda like Alex from target but better. He tends to wear hats.
by The illuminati24601 January 20, 2015
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Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”
by girlyygirl13 October 26, 2020
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a term for anal sex derived from the complicated ordering process at Starbucks, ie "I would like a carmel no whip low fat soy milk decaf frappacino and a dick up my ass."
"Lisa got so drunk last night she let Jeff go to Starbucks"
"Did you see Linda dancing? I wonder if she would let me go to Starbucks!"
"Did you see Linda dancing? I wonder if she would let me go to Starbucks!"
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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Get the Colorado Starbucks mug.The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.
A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect
by Kapitän December 1, 2020
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Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022
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