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Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"
by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019
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Starbucks

1. The official currency of aliens.

2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.
1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays

2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.
by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017
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A coffee shop where dumb white girls go and to just brag about having it
"have you seen Samantha?"

"No. I think she's at Starbucks with Chelsey and Emily"
by Sarene. April 23, 2018
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Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.
Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018
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He gettin starbucks with them peoples though, so you know he's plugged.
by The 5th. February 6, 2020
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Starbucks Booty

In reference to the buttocks of a basic white girl who typically wears yoga pants, leggings, or short gym shorts while visiting a Starbucks.
There’s a long line because of all the Starbucks booty in here.

(Sees a group of mom’s running with strollers) Look at all that Starbucks booty!

My girlfriend doesn’t have a donk but she got a cute Starbucks booty.
by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh June 3, 2020
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starbucks

a place for idiots who thinks everything they touch becomes art
often sitting and writing on a novel on the newest macbook
Karen
douchebag
"popular kid in highschool"
you like starbucks i see
by oghaboogha694206969 June 25, 2020
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