polakian shower

When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.

Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower

by greasy pole 6969 June 22, 2012

showerection

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.

Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."

by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

team shower

Two or more people in the same shower under the same running shower head. Females must wear two or fewer articles of clothing. Males must wear one or fewer articles of clothing.

I'm bored. Let's go to my house and have a team shower.

by tiger2341324 August 22, 2009

Shower Stamina

The incredible stamina that is given to you when you attempt beat off in the shower. Due to shower stamina, beating off in the shower takes 3 times longer

"Hey Joe, why were you in the shower so long?"

"Bro beating it in the shower takes foever. Fucking shower stamina!"

by Americandragonblakelong December 5, 2010

Shower Concert

Singing or performing in the shower because you are feeling creative and outgoing because of the great POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE in the shower. Usually cursed when nobody is nearby.

I always love to have a shower concert once I reach home from work.

In my opinion,shower concerts are a great way to start your day.

by Lildrav April 6, 2020

manichaean shower

A shower that is unaware of the subtle shadings of temperature between scalding hot and freezing cold.

Scalded pink then frozen to death, thanks to our manichaean shower.

by Luke T March 7, 2008

Hat Shower

When someone wears a hat to rid themselves of bed head because they didn't have time to take a shower.

Person 1: Dude i was running so late today i only had time to take a hat shower. Can you tell?

Person 2: Well you kinda smell but you look oh so fine. No homo

by GrandRap Godfather August 9, 2008