Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.

omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.

by Leeloo Dallas November 28, 2016

Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

by D4rkManX August 3, 2017

Sitting politely

When your cat sits with their front legs crossed.

My cat has such great manners. Look at her there, sitting politely.

by SyriusFerreal June 18, 2019

Sittable

A seat of any kind that is mildly damaged (whether it be a crack or a broken leg, etc.) but is not damaged to the point where it is not able to be used.

I accidentally put a crack in a chair in the children's section of the library, but it isnt splintered. It's sittable.

by BlueHandedMage August 10, 2019

date-sitting

Going out on dates or otherwise occupying someone's boy or girlfriend so that said someone can get on with their lives.

Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.

He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.

by marfita May 28, 2010

shit sitting

When 2 or more people share one chair.

There are no more chairs left. Want to shit sit with me? Sure! I love shit sitting!

by Dancaboi June 16, 2010

Job Sitting

its when you are at work and there are no customers and there is nothing to do and you are just sitting there watching from your position and waiting for something to happen. After a while you begin to start thinking of the most random things possible and playing with your phone.

Hey want to hang later?

Cant I have job sitting at five.

Sounds like Fun!

by Abrilita January 25, 2011