[Secret Service Special]

Agreeing to $800 for sex and then offering $30 after sex

The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning

by 00(-7) October 3, 2012

same day service

Having sex with a girl the day (or night) you meet.

Yeah, I say you got a chance. You won't get same day service, but give it a shot and see where it goes.

by Wuhan Fats November 6, 2011

Secret Service Agent

A presidential babysitter with a gun and suit.

Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.

by CrazyB0Z0 June 5, 2019

customer service manager

A purveyor of illicit substances (drug dealer).

Our customer service manager just brought in a cake and some ice cream

by Phil189 October 11, 2005

Salted Fish Community Services

The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.

Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No

Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...

by a potato on the internet ._. November 16, 2021

Turn Down Service

When a woman, either over time or torn down by the tit-murder of childbirth's nipples move from a nice centered pointing up nipple, to a turned down facing the ground nipple.

In some extreme case or the turn down service the nipple will actually go underneath the said tit! thus no longer making it turn down service, just gross!

Damn did you see that old bitch last night? Yeah, i took her home bitch had turn down service!

by Kigstar November 18, 2011

United States Postal Service

The Mafia in little white trucks.

and everyone thinks im crazy..

by iRiShREPUBLICANarmy January 27, 2004