You could ruin a wet dream

Ruining something good by adding an unnecessary comment.

Dude, you could ruin a wet dream.

by Skirt June 27, 2022

ruin

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex in a manner which can only be described as 'hard' or 'rough.' The more injuries sustained, the greater the degree of ruining. The word is commonly used by males describing thier sexual conquests. To merc a girl, is similar to ruining a girl, but to ruin a girl means that the hardest sex she has ever had would be the one who ruined her. Can also mean to take a girl's vaginity, but in a selfish manner.

You ruin the girl next door ... you shag your girlfriend.

Steve: Did you shag her?
Mike: She got Ruined! I merced her for hours then came in her face.
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Emma: I really wanna fuck you tonight
Steve: Standard. I'm gonna ruin you

by Leith December 14, 2008

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014

ruinous

(adjective) destructive or harmful.

Man, it's ruinous to have a thing for this guy. Chicks don't know what they're really up for. He is the most sacrosanct guy I've met and honest about himself. But, I know he muff's his friends women and leaves them.

by Accedntalyn<3 December 12, 2009

Ruin guard

An ancient ruin machine from the game Genshin impact, this is not much of a problem until it spins. Then run.

Player: Hey, whats that thing sitting down? Imma get a closer loo-
Ruin guard: Stands up and fires missiles
Player: HUISHIDJ RUN

by Drunk-on-sake August 25, 2021

abdominal reins

Abdominal reins is the excessively large, cheesy and sexy flab of fat that exist on the side of BBW women. In extreme cases it hangs over the side of their jeans and plays peek a boo as her shirt sways with the wind.

EX: While my ole lady and I were having intercourse, I latched on to her abdominal reins and rode her into town....YEEEEHAWWW

by Fire Sauce July 8, 2014

rinsed

1.A state of mind after a hard night on the piss during which nothing or no one matters.

i just had a big night on the piss. Í'm so rinsed right now.

so fuck off

by matros October 12, 2008