When an unwitting participant rolls down their window to converse while an accomplice waits in the wings.
While the window is down, said accomplish springs into action and leaps through the air passing the window. At the apex he/she lands a direct hit of flatulence delivered in the open window.
They have just delivered the "Royal Mail."
While the window is down, said accomplish springs into action and leaps through the air passing the window. At the apex he/she lands a direct hit of flatulence delivered in the open window.
They have just delivered the "Royal Mail."
by Pseudocrotch November 1, 2009
Get the Royal Mailmug. A phrase that you will only see if you have sworn on your life that you will never lose your virginity.
Commonly used by cancerous twelve year olds playing the game fortnite which is known to cause brain cancer
Commonly used by cancerous twelve year olds playing the game fortnite which is known to cause brain cancer
by Ur mom's shrek hentai July 4, 2018
Get the victory royalemug. Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.
Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"
by Chimm Ritchells September 23, 2011
Get the Royal Ascotmug. A Canadian band which consists of brothers Remington Leith Kropp, Emerson Barrett Kropp and Sebastian Danzig Kropp, firstly named Kropp Circle. *View also "best band"*
by ghep September 29, 2018
Get the Palaye Royalemug. A mainstream "hard rock" duo consisting of an indie vocalist/bassist that sounds like an pop singer and a decent drummer. Instrumentally a good band, but vocals and mainstream fans would put proper rock fans off listening to them.
Critic: "Vocalist makes the band shit and mainstream fans start to become obsessed by them. He has a very light voice that is associated with pop music and doesn't fit in to the background instrumentals. Due to popular obsession, they have potential to be big."
(Royal Blood)
(Royal Blood)
by SweatyShinpads May 16, 2014
Get the Royal Bloodmug. Queen Elizabeth II: "the royal wee is running down ones pegs"
Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"
Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"
by bob the peasant February 21, 2009
Get the the royal weemug. The Royal Orgy is a hark back to the past when one places an entire chicken royale between the patties of a buck double. Because Royalty is always accompanied by minions, one shall put chicken tenders between every layer of bun and beef. To reflect one's opulence one shall knowingly raise one's pinky and look upon the commoners with much scorn.
by Gilgamesh McSuttiNardinator December 14, 2010
Get the Royal Orgymug.