lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017

California Rooster Tail

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.

I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.

by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019

trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts in the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Thinks he is cock of the walk. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a narcissist that believes all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just to b around n can't get hard without it.

Martin, Rock n Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Dirt Rooster

"Dirt Rooster" is a term for any vehicle throwing a rooster tail of dirt as it accelerates. Typically this is shortened to "roosted" when describing someone on the receiving end of a rooster tail. For instance racers coming off the starting line behind a faster racer get roosted by a dirt rooster.

My new mud knobs turned my bike into a serious dirt rooster. The paddle tires on that mud truck make it a dirt rooster.

by Hon Zuki September 5, 2021

Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse

Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!

by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022

Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.

It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

Procrastination Rooster

The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023