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digital rot

Digital Rot is the feeling of malaise and ennui which results from hours spent in a decadent, ceaseless activity, be it watching TV, listening to music, playing video games, watching porn, scrolling on social media, but is usually a combination of all of these things. This does not *have to* result from screens and digital activity, but it typically does.

While similar to mind rot, digital rot seems to be an exacerbated form, in that digital media is far more accessible, and allows a person to sequester themselves in a dungeon of their own creation for years at a time.
>A few students show up to class, John, Jack, and Jacob.

>John stares at the board aimlessly for the whole class, not writing anything, and blankly staring and glancing around the entire room.

>Jack, whispering to Jacob: "Is John okay?"

>Jacob, whispering to Jack: "He has digital rot. His girlfriend left him, so he stayed up all night doom scrolling, watching porn, and playing video games while messaging me about how sad he was."

>Jacob pokes John in the shoulder

>John has no reaction

>Jacob, whispering: "See?"

>Jack: "wow. He needs to go to church."

>Jacob: "Yeah."
by perhapsedly April 5, 2024
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end rot

The final stage of brainrot. At this stage the victim's brain is so rotted that any post or comment made by them could easily be passed off as satire or a bot comment. But nope, that is their actual thought process. They are genuinely that far gone. It is too late for these people.
What's up with Tom? He's been rambling on about human heads in toilets all day.

He's reached end rot. It's best we cut our ties with him.
by clarehehehe April 17, 2024
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Rot

Weed or some substances that get you high as hell
Bro hit the rot and was geekin
by yg kj February 21, 2023
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National Brain Rot Day

tell your friends some brainrot memes on april 20 4/20
Friend: I wanna touch your gyatt in ohio
Other Friend: Pls be my sigma bcuz im your rizzler
Friend: dont worry its National Brain Rot Day
by CjWithBrainrot May 3, 2024
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Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.
I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.
by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023
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Rotting strawberries

When a man has gangrene of the testicles, and they start to turn black and rot.

In which they begin to look like strawberries that are rotting.
I got a horrible case of rotting strawberries fresh from the vine.

My rotting strawberries smell really bad, and they are attracting fruit flies.
by CumCorpse October 6, 2023
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