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Roast Punkin 

Australian slang term used to describe the food fetish act of hollowing out a pumpkin, filling the hole with butter and inserting your penis for sexual pleasure.
Tom: “Did you hear cam got his dick stuck trying to do a roast punkin?”
Quinn: “yeah he told me he’s got a food fetish now the twisted fuck”

Cam, you’ve ruined dinner again with your fucking roast punkin!”
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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
Roast Beef Assassin by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

roast beef cutter 

"Is that the roast beef cutter?"

"The what?"

"Roast beef cutter.. You know, what lesbians do."
roast beef cutter by winniewins November 14, 2023

Roast beef weiner 

A penis that penetrates the Roast beef Vagina during intercourse
can I have that roast beef weiner inside my roast beef ?”
Roast beef weiner by Hsvdnl March 9, 2024

Roast n' Ghost 

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.
Someone called Emma a bush-pig on Tinder then unmatched her, gave her the old 'Roast n' Ghost'.
Roast n' Ghost by justaodthings April 10, 2025

Roast or get Toast 

A phrase meaning "either make fun of others, or you'll be the one made fun of." Often used in gaming, roasting battles, or chat rooms."
"Dude, you better clap back—roast or get toast!"
"The rule is simple: Roast or get Toast!"

Roast Beef 

Logan’s dream of fucking Mia and her roast beef
Logan: “I had a dream last night I was fucking Mia’s Roast Beef”
Roast Beef by bobby124912039804 September 8, 2025