Grand Rebranding

Judaism's metamorphosis into Christianity. The greatest, and most successful transformation of any organization thus far in human history.

It's absolutely amazing how they got away with the Grand Rebranding for 2,000 years. From Jesus openly being a Jew to the Pope wearing a yarmulke, how did people ignore the obvious for so long? Jesus didn't change human DNA. We're all Jews.

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

superfluous acts of redrafting

the fine art of being oral in society

superfluous acts of redrafting is useful

by Janet Shue December 14, 2008

optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009

sienna and reta

The perfect couple in the world! They both love warm snuggles in bed 😏 everyone ships them together especially Meika!

Sienna and reta love touching each other in dirty places

by Sienna and reta May 31, 2020

Two-ball rerack

When you're balls deep in a woman, however need a five minute respite without her being aware. Your mate is next door so fills in without missing a beat.

Ah man, I love my Mrs but had to give her a two-ball rerack last night. She had a great time.

by MeepMoopStagDo August 17, 2024

No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018