Sick reads

The act of reading/predicting a situation and preparing to act accordingly.

Sick reads bro!

by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016

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i-Ready

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.

Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"

by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020

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Screen read

On Whatsapp, When you read messages on your Home Screen as they come in instead of going into the chat where chatmates can see if you read their messages or not.

You: Yo David, how did you know Andrew wanted backend access to the website? I didn’t see you read the chat.

David: I didn’t go into the chat but I did a screen read so I knew what was happening without going into the chat.

by the_matador November 15, 2020

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I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

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I-Ready

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.

government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??

by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022

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you aint ready

You are not prepared for what is about to happen to you. Your inadequacy is about to be exploited in a major way.

"Yo Nate. You tryin' to hoop?"
"I don't know, dawg."
"Why not?"
"I ain't tryin' to embarrass you like that."
"Boy, if you don't get over here and check the ball."
"OK. We can go but you aint ready..."

by wordsmith_94 November 22, 2015

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