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Recovery Time

The time it takes for your jizz tank to fill back up.
by bigafromanshizz December 4, 2010
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Memory Recovery

The process when you forget the password (trigger) you have to login (remember) into your email/username/profile/account (memory), often because you need to either:

1. Recall someone's email/username/profile (remember whom someone is when you're talking to them).

2. Flag their Youtube account (cursing out someone/something you know/remember and hate for whatever reason).

3. Send an important document to someone (getting your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse a gift so that they quit blogging you).
Arthur: Douglas! I need you to Jumpstart my memory!
Doug: ...I don't think a computer game is going to help you remember things!
Arthur: ...Douglas, if life were a cheeseburger, you'd be the pickles: essentially garbage!
Doug: Can we lay off the burger jokes already?!
Arthur: Ok, here's the deal: I have an old phonebook full of names and phone numbers.
Doug: So what's the problem?
Arthur: I can't remember the phone number of the particular John Smith I want to call, because otherwise I'll wind up calling all of them, and going through an awkward conversation with each of them.
Doug: How many John Smith's did you know?
Arthur: One hundred and forty-eight!
Doug: ...I was afraid of this! Deacon warned me this might happen!
Arthur: ...beg your pardon?
Doug: It's like doing password recovery, except it's for your memory!
Arthur: I don't care about this 'memory recovery', we best get a move on! Let's start with something simple, like his favorite shampoo brand: that I do remember about this certain John Smith! It's like playing Monopoly!
Doug: I think you mean Trivial Pursuit.
Arthur: I thought that was Monopoly?
Doug: Monopoly's a board game involving money with an old man on the cover and a Scottish Terrier as one of the game pieces!
Arhur: Oh yes! I remember that game: I hated it, because you either go broke, sent to jail, or find yourself the winner: at the end, you end up with absolutely nothing, except feeling depressed and cheated!
by BaconFTW!!! May 1, 2010
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Boomer Remover

Aka Corona Virus or COVID-19. Because old people, aka Boomers, tend to catch it and die from it more easily than Gen Z'ers/Zoomers and Millenials.
Guy 1: Did you hear Guy 3's grandpa died from corona-virus?
Guy 2: You mean Boomer Remover ?
Guy 1: Yeah, he's pretty torn about it...
by I+shall+remain+anonymous March 18, 2020
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Remodeling

When Ryan's dad secretly has sex with him on the days that band practice is usually scheduled.
"Hey Ryan, can you practice today?"

"Sorry can't, dad and I are doing some remodeling on my basement." /wink
by Cleverton January 31, 2008
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Boomer remover

Guy1: hey do you have boomer remover?
Guy2: yes
Guy1: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
by Brian o’clock March 15, 2020
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remote chunk

A very small chunk of any hard drug or food. This works for hash, crack, fudge, or toffie. This term originates from a single dopefiend that tried to sell his universal remote for a ridiculously small chunk of crack. So it works on two levels, one is the amount of drugs you can get for a remote. Two the chunk is remotely there at all.
"You'll never get twenty bucks for that, its a remote chunk..."
"Hey man stop hogging all the fudge, i only got a remote chunk over here."
by shortness March 26, 2007
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relover

Ex that you rekindle a sexual or emotional relationship with.
My ex-wife and I are getting back together again. We are relovers.
by anandalove April 15, 2007
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