Land Record

The amount of times that someone has been on the (usually receiving end) of sexual intercourse.

We've only just begun to have sex last night, and he's already trying for a new land record on my bottom.

by Paradoxismminant May 15, 2010

Raid Recordings

RAID RECORDINGS is a boutique record label specializing in the release and development of popular electronic music for the future, with offices in London and Los Angeles. RAID is an artist and song focused, recordings, publishing and synch brand, representing global talent.

I am just going flipping mental for that hot new platter on RAID RECORDINGS !

by Raid One October 7, 2011

Arachnid Recolonizer

Someone who relocates Spiders on all other floors of a build excluding their own... This is so the Spiders can breed and mingle freely amongst unsuspecting victims when they are the most vulnerable and don't have their ANTI-Spider defenses up and running.

When you happen to come across an Eight-legged Spider...and Eight-legged mind you...you simply trap it in some sort of sufficient Spider-carrying device and let it free in a stranger’s room on a different floor than your own. And well, that should suffice as a Arachnid Recolonizer.

by gingerfaker23 October 12, 2011

Phallus Record

A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.

"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

Apeshit Recordings

A grime crew from Limehouse E14, East London. The crew consists of Scratchy, Discarda, J Deep, Loxie and DJ Karnage and they have released one solo mixtape, called Apeshit Volume 1. Their most well-known song is Mixed Criminals, which was given some airplay on Kiss FM. Scratchy and DJ Karnage are also members of Roll Deep, whilst Discarda also focuses on his solo career.

"Apeshit Recordings released a mixtape around Christmas time"

by frozenhysterical April 14, 2013

broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

Erection Recollection

Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things

Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*

by ZUCC IN BOLD November 23, 2016