Ryan

A person with this name generally smokes weed

My name is ryan

by Amber witinslow October 31, 2019

Ryan

The most annoying person ever you will ever meet you will think he’s a good person but will betray you. You will want to kick a soccer ball at your head every time you see him!

Did you see Ryan?

Yes I wanna kick a soccer ball at his head

by Sjdkckofand cndidd February 17, 2019

Ryan

an amazing girl who is always mistaken for a boy when a teacher calls her name.. she also has social anxiety but it’s okay because she laughs about it

Substitute Teacher: “Is Ryan here?”
Girl Ryan: “Here!”

Sub: “I said Ryan”
Girl Ryan: “ I am Ryan..”
Sub:” Oh.... interesting”

by jigglefarts26 August 27, 2020

Ryan

Committer of floorcest and extremely daring. Does not care when he’s drunk. When he fucks he leaves the visor, glasses and bandana on even though he had to take off his shirt. Some believe the visor constricts blood rushing to one head and allows it to go to the other. Also known for getting whisky dick

I saw Ryan in the floor washroom but he didn’t have a visor on so we didn’t do anything

by Ryan’s first October 22, 2019

Ryan

the best person attractive lovely and nice date him plz

Ryan is obviously the best

by jebuebehe November 5, 2020

Ryan

A millennial who has boomer humour.

This guy keeps acting like he hates his wife. He’s such a Ryan.

by FynnVam November 27, 2021

Ryan

A hot guy. Very very hot. Kind of an asshole but like in the hottest way possible. But unfortunately, the sex doesn’t live up to its potential. He lasts 30 secs max.

Girl: Did you really just cum in 30 seconds?

Ryan: Sorry. I’m a Ryan what did you expect.

by hotelboston April 2, 2022