roman abramovich

roman abramovich is a rich as fuck russian billionaire, who has nothing better to do with his money than to take a average team like chelsea and fuck up the whole of the english premiership.

Man Utd - i'll offer u 10m for that good player

roman abramovich - i'll give u 20m and give ur mum and dad a yatch, all your family a new house. A russian sex slave etc.etc.

by roca June 24, 2006

Roman Helmet

Although the definition of the balls on the forehead and penis down the bridge of the nose is accurate, what is not accurate is the genesis of the term. Astute observes might notice that ancient roman war helmets did not in fact have a nose piece.

The reason that it is called a Roman Helmet is that during Caesar's conquest of Gaul, he had their leader Vercingetorix surrounded in Alesia when the Gallic reinforcements arrived and surrounded the Romans. Outnumbered and demoralized, Caesar rallied his troops by offering a soldier who had lost his helmet his balls and penis as a replacement. So moved were the troops at Caesar's offer of self-sacrifice that they went on a rampage and defeated the Gauls. The rest is history.

Offensive Lineman: "Shit, I lost my helmet on that last play"
Quarterback: "As leader of this team, I will offer you my Roman Helmet to wear."
Offensive Line (together): "What a leader! Let's go win one for the Gipper!"

by Urban Dictionaire August 30, 2010

roman alarm clock

when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.

"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"

by nonono November 29, 2007

roman war helmet

when you put your balls around eyes and your cock goes down her nose so it looks like a roman war helmet.

damn that chickenhead looked like sparticus last night when she was wearing my roman war helmet

by gregg bixler October 29, 2007

Roman Polanski'd a chick

When you Roman Polanski a bitch you flee the country after sleeping with an underage chick.

Tom: Hey Dave, want to come over later and watch a movie?
Dave: I can't man, I Roman Polanski'd a chick last night and am now in Yugoslavia.
Tom: lol

by lolroflwtflolz October 7, 2009

Roman Helmet

When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.

"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"

by Annalisa ..tonis best friend ;] December 8, 2004

Roman Birth Control

Anal Sex to deliberately prevent the likelihood of pregnancy.

I didn't have a rubber, so I used Roman Birth Control.

by griffbeats August 12, 2009