Roasted Turtle

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑

Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum

by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021

Squishy Roasting

These are words that Moriah Elisabeth invented, it's used when you say all of the imperfections of a Squishy.

It's time for "Squishy Roasting"!

by Moriah Elisabeth's fan April 29, 2023

Russian Roasted

Spit roasting Russian person

And then he Russian roasted me and I squirted everywhere

by Brontë Shande the legend October 27, 2020

roast one

To smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Mike is getting ready to roast one so get your ass over here.

by JoeyBomm August 22, 2021

roast off

When a group of people offend each other to see who can roast the best.

Person 1: Who wants to do a roast off?
Person 2:ME
Person 3:No, you're too ugly.

by ultimateswagmaster April 04, 2016

Dark roast

A joke at somebody’s expense, which is darker than usual, in the sense that it includes more serious or morbid aspects of life. After a dark roast, people are usually left a bit sad.

Hey guys, today Thorvald presented a really dark roast of Håkon.

by Kukkelukk November 08, 2019

Roast Piss

When one pisses exuberantly on an Arby's bathroom floor

Emily: Bro, I just took the maddest Roast Piss in the bathroom
Shane: Great, but did you get Jamochan Shake?

by JoshTheIdiotic May 23, 2020