When someone in a third world country pleasures multiple homeless people under a bridge using a penis pump.
Some stupid hoopajoop decided he wanted to be a Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer and has a line of homeless people obstructing traffic for a mile to have his penis pump used on them.
by DonkeyPuncher911 April 29, 2023
When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!
*don't do this if you have bad knees
Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
*don't do this if you have bad knees
Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.
Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 06, 2021
by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004
by The Deuce December 16, 2005
When anal sex is being enjoyed and the "catcher" shits on the dick that is in their ass and then the "catcher" proceeds to perform fellatio on the poop covered cock.
Oh Man, I was totally doing anal last night with Christina Milian and she shit on my dick then totally Puerto Rican Chili Dogged me.
by Terius Youngdell Nash May 07, 2010
The one true god of men, he controls the weather with his powerful t-pose dab. He must be worshipped in a t-pose posterior or he will smite you and make your mom gay.
“All hail the Puerto Rican Thunder god”
by Worshipper of the Thunder God August 16, 2018
by Buttcrust Bobby December 16, 2019