ikea towel rack

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.

after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.

by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015

bring a rack

To bring a case of beer with you to a social gathering

Yo, make sure you bring a rack tonight, I'm tryna get drunk!!

"You comin yet?" "Yea, about to leave..." "Bring a rack!"

by idkkkkk2 June 2, 2017

slap a rack on her back

To throw money on a strippers butt.

My uchies are gonna slap a rack on her back.

by lilgurb July 8, 2018

Mexican lumber rack

A brown person standing with their arms at a perfect 90°

Brett loaded all the small deck pieces onto his Mexican lumber rack and sent it to the dumpster

by Dread Joe September 23, 2020

knick knack knocker rack

A bra that doubles as a storage place.

She pulled out 2 cell phones from her knick knack knocker rack.

by Candyokid October 21, 2020

rack

midwestern slang for stealing.

let's go rack some paint.

I got popped for racking shoes from the mall.

by irishxpride July 18, 2008

Spice Rack

A rack on one of the Spice Girls.

Mmmm, would you look at that spice rack on that girl there? Mmmm, Ginger Spice.

by msbkid June 11, 2009