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Race Report

Self-indulgent wordy twaddle, vaguely related to putting one foot in front of the other (the art of running) for an extended period of time. The key to writing a good Ultramarathon Race Report is in an over dramatisation of actual events & experiences which adds to the mystique of Ultramarathon running to the untrained observer. Extended essay-length accounts of a niche sport (Ultramarathon running) they are usually read only by other Ultramarathoners, running geeks, mental health professionals, the very bored or the author - but mostly just the author.

To put in onto context, it's far easier & fulfilling to run an Ultramarathon than it is to read someones 30,000 word blog on the experience.
Steve's running a 100km Ultramarathon through remote bushland this weekend; I can't wait to read all about it in his race report.
by Lucky Wise Fool June 7, 2020
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Bmx racing

Stands for BICYCLE MOTO CROSS. Racing Bmx bikes on a dirt track
by Bmx_hoe November 29, 2018
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Banger Racing

The best racing in world very popular in the UK and Netherlands where drivers by any car couple popular cars are:
Astra (mk4 mk5)

Corsa (C or B)

Micra K11

Granada (mk1 mk2 mk3)

Jaguar (XJ XJR XJS X-TYPE S-TYPE)

Fiesta ( mk4 mk5)

Focus (Mk1)

They strip the car inside out leaving just the seat and the steering wheel in and take off the bumpers and radiator out they install a cage or H frame which also holds the fuel tank and battery and put a Water tank in the engine bay and they smash each other up
Friend "wanna go banger racing?"

Me "Fuck yeah"
by Bangerboy113 November 14, 2022
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Polar Race

A loose term used to catagorize persons of both Caucasian and African American decent, as being opposite ends of the chromatic spectrum of skin tones.
Adele and Jimi Hendrix are examples of the "opposite ends" of the two polar races.
by Too Taylor November 7, 2012
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Race pity

When you are racist to yourself. It makes totally it socially acceptable because you arent being mean to others, but yourself.
yo im not racist, i just pity my race

Race pity is totally fine bro
by totally not lecrim June 2, 2021
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stinken race

Refers to most of the sub continent population: Indians but not Pakistan as they are different. The full term is stinken race of human vermin
Look at that latest disaster in India, all the dead won't be missed, the dead stacked in piles they truly are a stinken race , a stinken race of human vermin
by maxwell-monty November 14, 2022
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Racing Stripes

When you get so intoxicated that you stick your head out the car window to vomit. The liquid and chunks are streaked on the car like brand new paint job. It's custom made.
He got so shitted, that he gave the Lyft driver racing stripes because he drank too much at the baseball game. We just gave our driver $20 to take the car through the carwash.
by T5CHULZ3NFELD July 15, 2017
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