quick

(noun) A general term referring to any type of sexual lubricant, whether for a solitary masturbational excursion or with an active and consenting sexual partner. Most often is the case the word is used among testosterone-topped tots and teenage males in machismo-infused celebration of masturbation.

Dorm-life on campus.....be careful where you step or sit in the shower room. Grabbing a shared copy of one of many dated issues of the pornographic publication FOX magazine, Jordy was destined to rub another out during shower time at the dorm. Looking about he asked his roommate, Nikki, about the bottle of lube that was also shared, "What did you do with the quick? Didn't you have it last?" Nikki replied, "Oh yeah, second drawer down, on the left I think". Simple instructions led Jordy in short order out the dorm room and towards the shower stalls. 'Watch your everyone' Nikki thought to himself, 'Jordy's still a teeny-bopper and cocked like a cannon'.

by Nikki Stixx July 15, 2021

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

by rashakash June 26, 2008

quick save

A method for instantly saving the state of a video game, designed for pussies who cannot beat the game without cheating.

"Wow, Blaize, that F6 button is worn down."
"Yeah, that's cause I have to keep using quick save to beat any video game."

by TerovThePyro April 30, 2009

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence used by technicians to test keyboards on computers, due to the fact that it uses all letters in the alphabet.

Client: OMG!! MY keyboard broke!!!
Technician: Calm yourself. Let me check:
*Types* The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Client: Oh, thank god!!!

by RackyRacer July 10, 2016

quickly

Adverb: describes the speed at which something is done.

noun: quick, to do something as speed

Person A: Lets do something
Person B: how about we say random words?
Person A: sure, you go first
Person B: ermm... radiator
Person A: sunshine
Person B: quickly
Person A: No mate.... you lose

by Kid Nock January 21, 2006

quick question

The plea occasionally comes from a pain in the ass office worker who is clueless and wants help desperately. He does not have a quick question. He usually requires a quick answer that is not easily given. He gives the appearance of knowing what he is talking about but needs a tutorial on how to load a stapler. This guy (sorry men: this stupid question normally does not come from a woman) is not long for the company if he asks this kind of shit all the time. The worst offenders will use "air quotes" when asking a "quick question."

Hey dude, can I ask you a "quick question" about the sales meeting this afternoon?

by Paul Warshauer March 24, 2008

Quickie

Quickie(n.) quick sex , a quick fuck, a quick bang job

The chick gave me quickie.

I gave her a quickie and enjoyed the sound of her moan.

Quickies are cool!

by Ali Bashir February 4, 2006