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putin

po͞o-tin
noun
A short irritating throbbing red turgid pustule full of pus usually found near the opening of the rectum, that if not popped will spread to other parts of the body, causing painful eruptions. Common in areas with poor hygiene and primitive dictatorships.
Years of drunken late night Tinder dating had left a series of festering putin in the shape of an "A".
by Einar137 September 16, 2023
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Putin's favorite congressman

Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher
Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2022
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Putin

A synonym for bullshit, dog shit or shit.
"I hate (person)"
"Same. Their so Putin,"
"What?"
"Putin. Dog shit,"
"Oh, yeah"
by Mazzy63 March 7, 2022
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Putin

Oh damn its our lord putin
by Anamontronickiller October 30, 2020
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putin

The often frequent flatulation produced by older dogs
Jesus Rusty you gotta stop putin. The house smells like eggs
by PseudoWhoDoh July 8, 2022
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Putin

A prolapsed anus resulting from a male not being able to perfom sexually followed by the female pegging the male in retribution.
Johnny got Debbies hopes up and then couldn't perform so Debbiebgave him a Putin
by Derp Derpersonski March 17, 2022
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Putin

The true spirit of evil and controller of the first puppet president Donald Trump.
Synonym for devil, evil, psycho, serial killer, human waste and prejudiced idiot.
“I just watched the Putin wears Prada!”
“Urghhh! I just got some dog Putin on my shoe!”
The killer was sentenced to a life in prison for being such a Putin.”
“Did you see that guy? I think he was a real Putin.”
“Putin’s in the detail.”
“Putin lurks in the dark.”
by wee_eejit May 30, 2022
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