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Putin

A sad sack of rubbish that should've burned with the fall of the Soviet Union, but remained and the repugnant odour has permeated deep within the world.
Hey, want to go to the shopping centre later? Can't. I'm trying to get the Putin out of my upholstery, smells like an assclown and a dumpster fire had a baby.
by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022
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Putin

An angry bat who had a hissy fit for a bullshit reason
Me: hey putin
Putin: what
Me: putin deez nuts in yo mouth
by ReptileBaby April 25, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
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President Putin

"Now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine...who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin!"
by UD Veteran July 17, 2024
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Putin

oh look it Putin! I want too suck him!
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Putin

John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
by Stand with Ukraine! February 24, 2022
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