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Putin

Smallest dick on planet earth. Over-compensating on steroids.
Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…
by GreatD December 19, 2022
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putin

a male woman who likes to jack off big centipedes at the news magazines, like, bruh, who does that? such dumdums
maragret: man, im such a putin, i always end up jerking off big centipedes in magazines
robrin: man, maragret is such a putin, bruh
by wrai July 10, 2021
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Putin-influencer

A deeply jealous person who harbours deep seated resentment or suspicion towards those on the other side of the grass.

An unvaccinated person whose entire platform is tribal, ethnic & gender division... Geez no wonder they think men & women are 2 different species.
Putin-influencer Jenn: "all men are dogs", "we're into bad boys".
by Andres Ruiz1 March 31, 2022
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Putin

Oh damn its our lord putin
by Anamontronickiller October 30, 2020
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putin

The often frequent flatulation produced by older dogs
Jesus Rusty you gotta stop putin. The house smells like eggs
by PseudoWhoDoh July 8, 2022
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Putin

John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
by Stand with Ukraine! February 24, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
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