The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022
by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020
the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.
by pussy bee April 09, 2022
When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.
by Greeneyedsmallfry March 24, 2022
Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.
source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
by SnowDen89 December 14, 2015
Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 07, 2022