Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022
Get the Putin Paradigm mug.Vladimir Putin- struck with peyronie's disease as a small child, he grew into a piece of shit kbg thug and literally stole billions from the Russian people. A chicken shit bully who uses the same cold war threat of nuclear weapons as his worthless military dies on the battlefield. Not only is Putin incompetent at every level of life, he helped his only ally on earth, trump, to win the 2016 election. Now, Putin has invaded Ukraine after given the green light by trump, and can't even get his fucking failure of a military to anything other than die, quit, abandon all hardware, and run back to the Russian border. Putin's little ego has been crushed so he continues to threaten Ukraine with nukes. This could possibly ignite a nuclear exchange with NATO, you know (the organization that trump, a sniveling, spoiled, entitled, dotard) wanted to withdraw from lol Putin has fucked Russia to the point of collapse as many Russians are beginning to realize. Putin can't even get laid because of his condition so he jerks his crooked prick to Melania pics, trumps cyborg fuck bag. In the end, Putin will face a lonely, sad end to his shit bag life. The end.
Why does Putin's military only target civilians?
Because they aren't successful Putin it to the war fighters of Ukraine!
Because they aren't successful Putin it to the war fighters of Ukraine!
by Asymmetric shits for trump September 30, 2022
Get the Putin mug.1) A word used to describe a bald person, reassembling a certain dog, and who wages war up on people under the excuse of "he was a neo-Nazi"
2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"
2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"
1) John: "Hey, have you seen the war in Ukraine?"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."
2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."
Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."
2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."
Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"
by The Pain Slayer June 10, 2022
Get the Putin mug.n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.
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by gnostic3 January 20, 2020
Get the ras-putin mug.John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
by Stand with Ukraine! February 24, 2022
Get the Putin mug.A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word
by Vaginal genious March 29, 2015
Get the Putine mug.A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
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