Pure Boi

A person who is so innocent that they're (apparently) cute for being innocent.

Gizzy: Lezerni's a pure boi!
Nova: YAS!!!
Lezerni: What's a pure boi? :/

by F3nnek December 30, 2018

parced

(adverb) Personally Attacked by Relatable Content
1. When a piece of media, most commonly a meme on the internet, hits too close to home, or makes you feel personally attacked.
2. Catching a meme that you relate to deeply, but which makes you sad or uncomfortable to think about.

I got totally PARCed by that Onion article about "shit white people do".

by parhellion June 4, 2019

porcelain penis

A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.

I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis

by stubely boobely November 4, 2019

purchis

a mispelt way of saying "purchase"

"I went to the store to Purchis things today"

"You mean purchase?"

by i cannot spekl May 12, 2021

Porcelain challenge

A tiktok challenge involving grinding up fine china into a powder and snorting it like cocaine.

1: Hey bro have you heard about the porcelain challenge?
2: oh yeah, we should try it!
1: I'll get a teacup

by iswearidohaveaname October 3, 2022

Porcelain Gas Chamber

After taking a huge dump, you immediately put your head in the bowl, cover it with a towel, and breathe until you puke or pass out.

I've been doing my own porcelain gas chambers lately but yesterday I was lucky and my friend Billy let me use his after he had taco bell for lunch.

by jblogy June 17, 2023

Puice

Poose
the natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a human butt or one of its parts, especially of an anus:
Poo juice.

I just left puice all over that guy's daughter's face.

by Zamboni Bologna July 19, 2023