poser goth/punk

Some fruity kid that has a bunch of piercings, possibly tattoos (depends, because some of them puss out when they realize what idiots they will look like), pretends that their lives suck as they come to school/work in the luxury sports car their daddy bought them (black, of course "like their soul"), and goes around dissing everyone's music or anyone that listens to a band that has a fanbase of over 2 because it's so not cool to listen to a band that more than 2 people have heard of. Music talent may vary, but mostly they are worthless sacks of shit, so you can only assume the music they make sucks. Also tend to write really awful and morbid poetry, with their only friend the Thesaurus so it makes them look more intelligent than they actually are (which most of them AREN'T).

Last thing that should be mentioned is that they usually wear clothing with a lot of patches on them that don't make any sense, or try to show off their "awesome" nonconformist way, but do not realize they ARE, in fact, conforming. They fit in with the queer crowd quite nicely...

Basically... well, yeah, this trend needs to END... Now go start a terrible grind core band named "Murdering Kittens", and try to look even "cooler".

Cool Goth/Punk 1: Dude, I have so many piercings
Cool Goth/Punk 2: Naw, dude, I have more piercings...
Frustrated father: Kids, kids... Lets settle this... You are both faggots..

by DDark February 25, 2005

hot topic punk

the kind of kid who gets all punked out by buying all their clothing from hot hopic.

"there goes an other hot topic punk. the baggy pants, a lame 'emily strange' tee shirt, converse, and black lipstick. wow. how rebelious..."

by yourmomgoestocollege May 13, 2005

Punk ass bitch

A rude guy who is extremely disrespectful to people. Mainly ladies.

"Wow Jon really has no respect for jessica"

"He's a little punk ass bitch"

by Jess1441 June 13, 2013

punk ass bitch

One who gained money and/or success through no real work of his own but instead rode on the coattails of other people.

Aaron Carter is a punk ass bitch

by clarkyb January 6, 2005

crust punk

crust punk is what peace punk evolved into blending gutter punk culture, metal and anarcho politics together.

crust punks fill up the black bloc at this week's protest.

by Dutch black December 27, 2005

burger punk

a man working behind the counter at a burger joint, who spits in your food and puts a hole in your soda cup

You burger punks will pay!

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

horror punk

Another term for fiendcore and monster rock; a subgenre of punk with bands and songs defined by classic horror movies, murder, and other gruesome or grotesque themes of a horrific nature.

The only horror punk CD's the record store had were of Balzac and Misfits.

by Mike August 11, 2004