purp (puke burp)

Like a shart but the other way around

Dude did u just purp (puke burp) ?

by Ass crack bandit April 29, 2016

turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.

Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club

by Crisper72 April 4, 2019

puke strainer

Puke in a beanie during sexual act and then strain liquid from chunks by milking motion and proceeded to slap recipient with chunk material

I puke strainered the bitch

by Camelnose October 20, 2021

puke magnet

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.

“ I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”

by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018

puke bot

Best discord bot on www.discord.com <3
I love it so much I would have sexual stuff with it

Cool kid: Have you seen the discord bot puke?
lame ass kid: no, I haven't sounds skidded. Send inv
Cool kid: Fuck you, I love puke bot

by pukelover May 7, 2022

puke grenade

When your trying to be a bad ass, and drink so much alcohol you projectile vomit.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.

Dude, quit trying to show off. You're gonna puke grenade everyone.

by Jizzonyourmomstits May 31, 2019

A Pepe La Puke

The most vile , disgusting , selfish, lowest life form on the planet. A parasite to everything it comes into contact with. Sucking the life and resourses out of its hosts then moves on to other hosts leaving its offspring behind to finish the job.

No one feel sorry for the women who marries A Pepe La Puke, he still thinks he’s south of the border

by Dadonn February 19, 2025