While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
by Pinko_Commie May 6, 2004
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On a forum, it's the act of posting profusely, to be possessed by a consuming urge of posting mindless spams.
On a forum, it's the act of posting profusely, to be possessed by a consuming urge of posting mindless spams.
dude 1 : "Man, look at this guy, he's posted over a thousand posts in just one day!"
dude 2 : "He's definitely post vipering your website. You should ban him!"!
dude 2 : "He's definitely post vipering your website. You should ban him!"!
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A person who is being paid to tutur, but never actually provides help. Instead of tutoring, a casual hang out takes place.
Sean: Whenever I go to tutor Ryan, we end up just hanging out. I feel like I shouldn't be getting paid.
Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.
Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.
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Dude, Jim is so depressed, Sadies just ended and Joyce hasn't called him in a week. He probably has post-dance syndrome.
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He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.
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