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Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.
Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!
by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021
mugGet the Wife Privilegemug.

monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey
by Theejaculator October 5, 2020
mugGet the monkey privilegemug.

Jester's Privilege

The ability to basically say whatever you want without repercussions, such as insult the king. A jester would have legal protection and permission to make such jeers, as his purpose was simply to entertain and was often not taken seriously, but despite this, often was one of the more important members of the King's Court, and was given high status.
"He just insulted the king! He should be punished"
"Its fine, he's a jester. He has Jester's Privilege"
by The One Without Purpose January 11, 2024
mugGet the Jester's Privilegemug.

pretty privilege

Getting and having more opportunities than others and getting privileges that some people don’t have just because you’re prettier.
Sarah literally has pretty privilege and it literally isn’t even fair!
by fulltimedreamgirl March 21, 2022
mugGet the pretty privilegemug.

no more sniffing privileges

When someone hides a miis nose
Vernias, while making a Kirby mii: no more sniffing privileges!
by 🌺🌜Sylveon🌛🌺 August 3, 2022
mugGet the no more sniffing privilegesmug.

sight privilege

A bias in favor of something seen over something unseen.
One guest appeared live in the studio, while the other was on a speakerphone; the first one had sight privilege and got his point across better.
by smjgJsbjgsm December 31, 2018
mugGet the sight privilegemug.

Jesse’s Privilege

is the ability and right of a person to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter
That Cunk seems to have Jesse’s privilege. They can say and do whatever without any repercussions.
by Pretzmane June 13, 2024
mugGet the Jesse’s Privilegemug.

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