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the march of the drunk penguins

The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.
Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?

Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
by Ptheillone January 29, 2009
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Balls deep in a dead penguin

"bruh I heard your house burned down"

"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "
by Neonsilverpanda October 20, 2014
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Penguin Eater

1. An annoying douche bag .

2. Someone who eats penguins.
Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...
by Noel Random March 21, 2010
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Penguinophile

A Linux geek that identifies too lovingly with the child-like Linux penguin, often buying a small one and having da seks with it.
The penguinophile seems to be getting his Linux peguin doggy-style!
by Poofus May 3, 2011
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Penguining

The act of protecting an item or items between your legs.
Thanks for penguining my bag. I had to go run and get my wallet.
by Finalruner April 13, 2015
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penguin herd

Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.

They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.

They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.

Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!

Did they make weight??

Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!

What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.

U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!

Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016
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Penguin

Oh no! Penguins! run they are gonna take us!
by Pranktube Nation May 16, 2018
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