The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.
Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?
Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
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They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
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