The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".
Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."
Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."
Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."
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Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation
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The football team was 42 points up, with 2 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, when their head coach forfeited the game.
He suffers from premature Iraqulation.
He suffers from premature Iraqulation.
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(see: sideways schmere)
(see: sideways schmere)
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A DMS student who has many awesome qualities
She is a very laid back person who is sweet VERYYY RANDOMM and CHUMMY. She is well loved by her peers and family. ALso she is dedicated smart and funny. Alot of people can relate to her as she interacts with them. Basicly a girl :)
- uses the word maii instead of my and rents instead of parents.
A DMS student who has many awesome qualities
She is a very laid back person who is sweet VERYYY RANDOMM and CHUMMY. She is well loved by her peers and family. ALso she is dedicated smart and funny. Alot of people can relate to her as she interacts with them. Basicly a girl :)
- uses the word maii instead of my and rents instead of parents.
Person number one- Omg i forgot preeya was new it felt like i knew her forever
Person number two: yea she really is awesome!!
Person number two: yea she really is awesome!!
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