Precious Pixels Forum

A group of moronic girls (and a few imitation-girls) who have the IQ of a piece of furniture. They tend to blindly follow an Australian skank. The love to suck up, in more ways than one.

OMFG, PPF doesn't know sh*t.

by A Smart Person December 23, 2004

precise

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my and my thug sand negroz be mad precise in dis hurr rap game

by SAND_MC July 9, 2003

Precious Cargo

The act of (while during sex) telling your female that you are going down on her. Before eating your female out, secretly put in a long-cut dip without her knowledge and proceed to perform oral sex. During oral sex, slowly transfer the dip from your mouth with your tongue into the vaginal orifice. Afterwards proceed to have sex in order to push the contents deeper into the vagina. Finally, pretend to care about her healthy menstruation cycle and insert a tampon in the vagina so that the substance is kept sealed (think cork and wine bottle).

"Dude, I gave that bitch some precious cargo last night."

"I think Tommy gave me some precious cargo last night cause i'm still light-headed and he cared about my menstruation cycle."

"I had to douche my pussy six times last night to get all the precious cargo out."

by Buzz Lightweight May 11, 2013

pregift

A variant of re-gifting where you anticipate that someone will give you an awesome gift that you can give to someone else.

Steve always gives awesome Christmas gifts so whatever he gives me I'm giving to Jason

Dude, did you just pregift ?

AAaaaargggghhhh fuck!

by rob8472 May 12, 2011

pregious

Anthony and Sam from the K

Look at those pregious gentlemen up at the front desk..

by AntSam February 9, 2022

precited

being excited about something before it actually goes down

I was so precited to go to Florida with Lizzy, until I found out she actually hates the big roller coasters.

by Alleyoompaloompa August 1, 2010

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011