pre shop

ad verb. to shop pre emptively before actually having the money. Similar to pre gaming before going out, its the preperation for the event of getting paid. Pre shopping can consist of online shopping cart filling, pressing the "buy now, bill later" feature, putting mass quantities of clothing on hold at your favorite stores, and spending your future paycheck in your head. Obsessively.
"Dude, I know I dont have the job but I've been pre shopping the salary all night!"
by figuresitwould March 05, 2010
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Pre-twilight

1. The time before the Twilight series, when pre-teens actually had a tenth of a brain that worked and thought about something other than boys and how fat they think they are.

2. The time before the sun sets, around 4 in the Northern US in winter when the sun is slightly dimmer but you can still see very clearly.
1. I miss pre-twilight, when my friends actually talked about stuff other than a fictional vampire and werewolf and argued over who was hotter.

2. I walked the dog during pre-twilight yesterday, and got home just as the sun started to set.
by Arima Ardnarb January 04, 2010
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Pre-T

1) Pre-transition
2)Pre-testosterone.

3) Pre teenager.
1) Sam Collins has made videos about his transition, starting when he was still pre-t
2) Sam Collins' voice is so different when he was pre-t versus now.
3) Look at all these horny pre-ts who want to fuck literally everything
by Thereal606 March 06, 2018
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Pre-Dick

The prediction that someone is going to be a dick before they begin talking to you.
"man that guy is giving me the pre-dick."
by theleglog February 05, 2012
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Pre Algebra

When someone does or says something that is stupid they can be described as Pre Algebra, meaning they are doing some thing far below grade level. This term originated at Central Middle School in San Carlos California.
Friend 1: two plus two is five
Friend 2: dude, Pre Algebra
by coops the ball man January 07, 2012
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pre-boner

a pre-boner is when you get hard but not fully hard and you're just like, "damn".
"Babe, start sucking, I only have a pre-boner right now."
by tvlesher December 28, 2014
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Pre-Fired

When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.

Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods
Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.
by CreoleInDC January 06, 2010
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