Dooten Pooten

A sport where one person lays shirtless on the ground beside a ladder, while a second person climbs the ladder, pulls down their pants and tries to shit accurately on the center of their chest.

Jess is the all-time grandmaster of Dooten Pooten.

by RomeoG September 23, 2011

pootang

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

by Hoe, Bitch, Skank May 13, 2005

Harry Pooter

A slang term for a woman with a hairy vagina.

That hippie girl is a real Harry Pooter!

by Big Poppa Chump November 15, 2004

poot

Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.

He cuddled his pet poot.

by Peter Murawski March 22, 2005

Pootengz

Describes something bad, variation on Bumtingz but meaning the opposite.

"Uuurrrgh, you heard that new kanye album?"
"Yerrr man it's pootengz you know"
"innit, guy slacked out."

by A_Dot_Jesus January 3, 2009

poostigie

a sty, bubble, or infection covering the eye

"AHHHHH! you poked my poostigie"

by rhianeybonanzaaa June 4, 2009

Pootdy

MEANING: A skinny or fat (not normal weight) child of the ugly sort that is of extreme annoyance to you or your friends and that is also suspected to be a faggot.(has to be a boy)

PRONUNCIATION: poot-dee, or poo-tu-dee

ORGIN: I made it up today (June 17 2009) to describe this annoying kid at the Day camp I go to.

Jayden: *sigh*
Ryan: *rat like voice* hi guys *snort* wanna go play legos? ya wanna? ya wanna? *scratches his ass*
Jayden: no...
Ryan: fo shizzle dawg *snort* I see how it is homie!
Jayden: no..you fail, dont even try.
Ryan: okay dawg! *leaves*
Kirsten: damn he's annoying.
Jayden: little rat-face pootdy, that's what he is.

*both laugh*

NOTE: ryan is a skinny little rat faced kid

by Maiko Ishii June 17, 2009