Pontipython

A religious leader that regularly tweets inane religious deepities that with very little thought can be used totally discredit the the religious message he's making, if not the whole religion.

This Pontifella said, "Prayer is the answer to to violence," and I said, "What, is this a Pontipython sketch? You're religion has been responsible for many a religious war, and much pedo prayer violence against children."

by ronmurp May 27, 2020

pontoon

An expletive which can replace harsher curse words but is intended to have a greater impact.

oh PONTOON!

by yur.mom April 7, 2020

pontiac blanket

1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.

2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.

See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus

I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

ponto

sus

ponto kinda sus

by vishnya September 19, 2020

ponto

sus

ponto is kinda sus

by vishnya September 19, 2020

Pontaffed

Flanderizing a character in a not even entertaining way. Making one trait the only character they have without any of the original charm.

Knuckles the Echidna was pontaffed into a dumb, jock even though he was a more quiet loner before.

by Fan Ilynn September 21, 2020

pontuborus

bumm bndubnnn ityithch

vrrr... PONTUBORUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ddddffffdddd September 27, 2020